| Like A Surgeon | Eat It | Fat | One More Minute | Living In the Fridge |
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two
I was last my the class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm tryin' to avoid
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate
I'll pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Wo-ho-wo-ho-wo-ho
It's a fact I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, (Ooh-hoo) like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel
And my forceps
And retractors
(Oh- ho-oh ho-ooh), baby
Yeah, I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time
How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of
game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself
to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it
If it's getting cold reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it,you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Your butt is wide
Well mine is too
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Woo
Woo
Woo
(When he sits around the house
He really sits around the house)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat--you know, hoo
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knoes I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again--who's fat?
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken
glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feelin' down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on
my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again
Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station
with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged
razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with
my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I
die...
Than spend one more minute with you
And Livin' in the Fridge, livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the Fridge, livin' in the fridge
There's something gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since July
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I!
It's Livin' in the Fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the Fridge
(Can't tell what it is at all)
Livin' in the Fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the Fridge
Tell me, do you think it can be carbon-dated
Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of your home cookin'
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen
It always happens my friend
Again and again and again and again
Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak
We, maybe I should take another peek
(Creeeeeeeeek!)
Livin' in the Fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the Fridge
(Can't tell what it is at all)
Livin' in the Fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the Fridge
Livin' in the Fridge
(Don't know what it is
Don't know what it is)
Livin' in the Fridge
(Don't know what it is
Don't know what it is)
Livin' in the Fridge
(Don't know what it is at all)
Livin' in the Fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah