Fat
by 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Your butt is wide 
Well mine is too 
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you 
The word is out, better treat me right 
Cause I'm the king of cellulite 
Ham on 
Ham on 
Ham on whole wheat, all right 
My zippers bust, my buckles break 
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down 
I've got more chins than Chinatown 
Well I've never used a phone booth 
And I've never seen my toes 
When I'm goin' to the movies 
I take up seven rows 
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on you know 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout 
Just tell me once again 
Who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail 
It measures on the Richter scale 
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man 
I'm the only one who gets a tan 
If I have one more pie a la mode 
I'm gonna need my own zip code 
When you're only having seconds 
I'm having twenty-thirds 
When I go to get my shoes shined 
I gotta take their word 

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds 
Let me tell you once again who's fat 
If you see me comin' your way 
Better give me plenty space 
If I tell you that I'm hungry 
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
Woo 
Woo 
Woo 

(When he sits around the house 
He really sits around the house) 
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know it 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
You know you know you know--come on 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd 
Let me tell you once again 

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
You know I'm fat--you know, hoo 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know 
(Fat fat--really really fat) 
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud 
Just tell me once again--who's fat? 
 

這是Michael Jackson的 Bad 的諷刺版。

單字／文句解釋：﹙以下所列僅為最可能適切的中文解釋，讀者應自己查詢英漢或英英辭典）

The word is out, better treat me right/ Cause I'm the king of cellulite 你聽說了吧•最好對我放尊重點兒•因為我是腿臀肥胖症之王• cellulite  = 腿臀部的沈積物。

Ham on  再加火腿﹙原為 Come on）Ham on whole wheat加在全麥麵包上

I'm too much man for you to take  我比你強﹙重）多了，不是你可以對付的

　

I've got more chins than Chinatown    我的下巴﹙chins）比中國城的中國人還多

chin ﹦這個字同時指「下巴」與「中國人」﹙秦）﹐只是這個字是對中國人歧視時所用的•

Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout  你別﹙Don't you）叫我矮胖的、胖碩的、或是壯碩的，Just tell me once again/ Who's fat? 只要再告訴我誰是真的肥•

　

It measures on the Richter scale    ：地球的震動要用地震儀萊量

　

If I have one more pie a la mode/ I'm gonna need my own zip code ：如果我再吃一份加冰淇淋的派，我就會需要自己的區域號碼了﹙體型過大，因此自成一區•

When you're only having seconds/ I'm having twenty-thirds   當你只是吃第二道時，我已經在吃第二十三道了。 

When I go to get my shoes shined/ I gotta take their word 我去擦皮鞋只能夠相信他們的話﹙說已經好了，因為太胖看不到鞋子）。

feed my face = feed me。

　

When he sits around the house/  He really sits around the house  當他四處坐坐﹙sit around）時，他真的是把房子都坐得圍起來了。

all by myself I'm a crowd   我自己一個人就是群眾了。

學習指引
 

參考資料：

  Even Worse, 1988, Scotti Brothers

中大視聽中心館藏  LD
 Weird Al Yankovic:the videos    楊科維奇專輯    9003467

相關連結：

The Official Weird Al Web Site  楊科維奇的官方網站

http://www.weirdal.com/

　

Al-oholics Anonymous: the Weird Al Web Page 歌迷所建立的網站

http://www.emsphone.com/Al/

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